Akismet, I tried to love you, I really did. But every time I turned you on, you failed to return the favor. I know it’s probably me and not you, but I can’t handle you freaking out whenever someone wants to talk to me. So, it’s over. Your cousin Captcha isn’t quite as attractive, and she’s a little demanding, but at least she’s open to other people talking to me once she gives them permission. Sorry it didn’t work out.
Edit: Maybe not. I’ll try Akismet’s sister TypePad AntiSpam and see if she’s more agreeable….