Haiku Anime Review

Falling slightly short of the minimum cultural standard.

Evangelion 2.22


Franchise leveled up
With Mari and the Breast Mode…
Oops, I meant Beast Mode.


6 thoughts on “Evangelion 2.22

  1. I just watched naruto and there is a haiku in there somewhere
    Naruto made an epic entrance. With a toad sitting on his shoulder standing on a toad who is sitting on a huge toad backed up by two other huge toads
    captain bucky o hare would go out of his mind i’m sure

  2. Ninja excursion
    Powered by toad recursion:
    Needs hoppy ending.

  3. I like all of your haikus, but the ones where your voice comes out are particularly nice. 
    I liked Mari too!

  4. Mari was definitely my favorite part of the movie, even if she didn’t get enough screen time. I also liked the cooking badges of honor that Rei and Asuka picked up (especially after having watched Video Girl Ai episode two so recently): I find the characters to be more entertaining now that they’ve all been humanized a bit more and are less angsty in general.
    Thanks for stopping by, and for the nice compliment. I hope you’ll keep reading.

  5. Mari can transform
    into Beast Mode with me any
    day. How ravenous.
    (It seems like every haiku I contribute extols some weird fetish. <_<; )

  6. Naughty schoolgirl to
    Hot mech pilot she’s got it
    Covered (what a shame).
    (Syllable scrimping
    Only leaves enough room for
    the important stuff).